Welcome to SUPER futuristic — the only climbing blog that isn’t afraid to make fun of the community it deeply loves (and occasionally side-eyes).
We cover ascents, descents, sends, non-sends, and the sometimes bizarre social undercurrents of the climbing world with a tone somewhere between dead serious and deadpan. Whether you’re a gym rat projecting your next V-whatever or an armchair climber with Opinions, this is your spot.
Why the name?
Because climbing, like the future, is weird. It’s full of niche rules, made-up grades, and people who live in vans while arguing about skin care. We figured we’d embrace the weird and lean all the way in. The future is SUPER.
Want your climb covered?
DM us. Or don’t. We might write about you anyway.
Just tag us in your post and don’t be boring.
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